Archive for November, 2005

Past Expiration Date

{ November 14, 2005 @ 1:57 pm } · { Creative Non-Fiction, Glorified Navel-Gazing } · { Comments (1) }

I awake on the floor.

It is almost 2PM. I have dim recollections of most everyone I care about wishing me farewell before they head out to a brave new world, and TG giving me instructions pertaining to what will likely be my final exit from his house tomorrow morning: cut the breaker to the water heater, turn the AC to off, etc. But then again, that was so long ago, to my mind, that the woolly mammoth may as well have been walking the earth still.
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The Keg of Glory

{ November 3, 2005 @ 1:40 pm } · { Creative Non-Fiction, Rants and Raves } · { Comments (10) }

North by Southwest

The flight(s) up were catastrophic in a lot of ways.

The first one was hours late. Then, the pilot decides to head north to get out of the way of some weather – adding another entire hour to the flight. Then, after running through the airport like a fucking marine, bag over my head, knocking two people down on the people-mover (yes, I really did), and almost getting arrested for breezing through a checkpoint, Southwest decides it suddenly reveres punctuality – my flight left three minutes ago.
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